The centre-half was lining something up - a tackle, perhaps even a foul - but before he had the chance, the striker was soaring above him; a lion felled mid-leap by the shotgun of the crouching hunter.  Arcing through the air, he broke into three jarring, electric rolls.  

Drawing his handbag, the defenders' Captain vented his spleen at the nearest available opponent.  Delivering a pansy shove, the opponent staggered four side-ways steps before splaying like a new-born foal, collapsing in a heap. "

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